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July 14, 2004

Apocalyptic Sales Pitch

Suburban Station, today, 5:45 pm. Loud, resonant-voiced salesman: "UM-brellas, get your UMbrellas right here! It's gonna rain forEVer! It ain't NEVer gonna stop RAINin'! Buy yourself an UMbrella! It is goin' to rain FOR-EV-ER! You know it ain't EVer gonna stop! It's gonna rain for-EV-er!"

Posted by sarah at 10:26 PM | Comments (0)